“It’s kind of creepy that many people have seen me naked. I feel like I’m the world’s biggest porn star.”
Well… this is awkward.
(Source: a-dumbass-prick)
I don’t know how some people can sneeze like:
When I sneeze, it’s like:
@bobzter Heheh.
(Source: arnvncbl, via wowfunniestposts)
oh my gosh
oh my gosh
brb on the floor
this just needs to be here.
i literally laughed out loud.
OH MY GOD
(via bubonickitten)
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a bird is happening
that is the most graceful bird i have ever seen
oh my god
My laugh was so high-pitched and shrill that coyotes started howling in pain outside my window.
oh moo cow milk what.
I can’t.
bird
bird
what are you doing
you look ridiculous
Awkward bird
(Source: fairy-wren)
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND..
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
@bobzter BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!1111
(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via thatfunnyblog)
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The seal came from a bay, went through a residential area, across roads, under a gate, through a cat door, up some stairs, and onto a couch where it cuddled up and tried to sleep.
“I thought ‘I’m hallucinating, this is just wrong,” sad Annette Swoffer, the woman who owns the house. She called the SPCA and they brought the seal back to the water.
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When I grow up, I want to be a Carebear.
